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Fernando Torres

The Dark Knight Rises

Ever since our £50,000,000 flop broke his nose in a fierce challenge against Romanian opposition Steaua Bucharest his abilities and form has been completely re-vitalised. El Zoro…
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The man behind the mask

As a superstitious man, Fernando Torres did not cut his hair on one goal scoring run which suggests Torres will preserve his mask even when his nose heals. Fernando Torrres scored…
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Let's Talk Forwards

Lionel Messi. Cristiano Ronaldo. Neither of them are available? Fine, let's take a look at the next best options. We've finally hit a purple patch, and have found a gear in which…
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